Real Talk: Thirsty Thursday Is Superior To Wine Wednesday

Unpopular Opinion: Wine Wednesday has become overrated. While I may receive threats for this statement, it’s time to recognize that we’re all in an imbibing rut. Every week it’s always the same old #WineWednesday where we all sit on a couch having a glass of Pinot to celebrate surviving Monday, Tuesday, and some of Wednesday.

But it’s time we sit down and realize we’re doing this wrong. Wednesday is a supremely beige day and no amount of vino could actually make it interesting.

We need to understand that the day we all need, no, the drinking day WE ALL DESERVE, is Thirsty Thursday.

The first sip of the upcoming weekend is always the sweetest.

Most of the time it’s better than the actual game anyway.

Work on a Friday? LOL.

Thirsty in more ways than one.

More Like, “How To Get Away With Getting Lit On A Thursday.”

Think about it. You went hard at the office today.

You’ve had enough responsibility during the week, and it’s almost the weekend, so why bother?

You might as well have an excuse. #HappyHour

It’s amazing when you can actually have a conversation with somebody next to you.

Because nothing is more awkward than being the only people in the bar.

No reason to hide it.

Drafts and cocktails and slushies — oh my!

Thank the Lord I can wear jeans and a T-shirt.

You mean we don’t have to go bar-hopping???

Two days is never enough.

Old habits die hard.

Thirsty Thursday is so inclusive.

Ew.

No.

Don’t even get me started.

It’s just a lot.

We should just skip to the good part.

Let there be sleeping!

I’m grown.

It’s time for a breath of fresh air.

It’s about time.